some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
Boy: Hi
Me:
is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag
My mom made this post
*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One
cutthroat kitchen competitor: i was totally psyched to make my take on a pb&j sandwich! i immediately picked up oregano, durian, 4 live lobsters, and ground unicorn horn because that’s how my mom used to make em and i knew that would really make my dish pop. i had this round in the bag for sure. then i looked down and realized… i totally forgot the peanut butter, jelly, AND the bread
areubeingserved